THIS, THIS, THIS!!!!! THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET!
- mayihavesomebread: A guy once broke up with me at a restaurant because he knew I would be pissed at him (I was out of town for four days and he started sleeping with someone else) and thought I wouldn't make a scene in public.
- I'm still banned from that restaurant.
- SockGnome: Did you get the bread first?
- mayihavesomebread: I upended my burrito on him and stalked out magnificently.
- nokyo-chan: Let's all have a moment of silence for the tasty burrito's sacrifice.
- commandodude1265: **Taps play**
- schewy8126: **The plate is slowly lowered into the ground.**
- Machinax: Please remove all caps and hats.
- WheatleyLabs: Oh burrito. You were taken from us too soon. But fear not, your sacrifice was not in vain, and know that you will live on in our memories for as long as we all live. Let us now give thanks to the great digestive system of the universe for taking in this magnificent being.
- thebular: Not a single dry eye in sight.
